vishakhapal

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  • vishakhapal 2w

    Shaadi me ek adami bhut der se khana kha raha tha,
    Kisine pucha kitna khaoge....
    Woh bola...
    Mai bhi khate khate pershan ho gaya hu,
    Lekin Kya karu...
    Card Mai likha hai ki khana khane ka
    Time 7 se 10 bje Tak ....

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  • vishakhapal 2w

    (Hospital mai purre body ke check-up ke baad)
    Dusre dasho Mai: thank God I'm fine
    Hamare Desh Mai: paise barbad ho gaye, kuch bhi nahi aya report mai
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  • vishakhapal 3w

    Kuch baate sidha Dil par lagti hai jaise,
    You have used 100% data...

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  • vishakhapal 3w

    Bacha - 20 samosa Dena!
    Shopkeeper- theli me de du kya?
    Bacha- nahi pendrive laya hu, samosa Naam
    Ka folder Bana kar usme daal de!

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  • vishakhapal 4w

    Ladke wale - humko ladki pasand hai. Shaadi kab karni hai?
    Ladki wale - thoda Rukh jate hai, Abhi toh ladki padh rahi hai.
    Ladke wale - toh hamara ladka konsa bacha hai, Joh kitabe phad dega"

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  • vishakhapal 7w

    Ek uncle ne ek bache se pucha - padhai kaisi
    Chal rahi hai
    Bache ne jawab diya - uncle, samundar
    Jitna syllabus hai,
    Nadi jitna padh pate hai,
    Balti bhar yaad hota hai,
    Gilas bhar likh pate hai,
    Chullu bhar number ate hai,
    Ussi mai dub kar mar jate hai!!

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  • vishakhapal 7w

    Competition itna bad gaya hai ki
    Kisi ko apna dhuk sunayo,
    Toh dusara double suna deta hai!!

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  • vishakhapal 9w

    She: Where were you born?
    He: Korea
    She: Which part?
    He: Which part mean?
    Full body part born in korea

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  • vishakhapal 10w

    Paise mai agar garmi naa hoti
    Toh ATM mai kabhi
    AC naa lgta !
    Aise gyaan ki baat
    Har koi nhi batayega!

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  • vishakhapal 10w

    Ek baat batau

    Angrej sirf ek
    Thank you de gaye the
    Thank u,thanku,
    Tnq,TQ,Tnxx,Ty,Tysm
    10q humne itne kar diye
    Talent india ka...

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