kalp_cloud

Quotes made from heart and reality. Instagram @ Kalp_Cloud

368 posts

116 followers

Grid View

List View

Reposts

_faizu_rehman_ 9w

.

29 30 5
pankaj_rathore 9w

Rani Shri - tumhari koi gf h ?
Rani shri's Crush - nahi, esi kismat apni kaha ?
Rani Shri - To mujhe apni gf bana lo ?
Rani shri's Crush - Itni bhi buri kismat nahi hai.
�� #ghor_akeli

कल तो Rani Shri ने call पर हद ही कर दी, मेरे को बोली
" तेरे तो fb & insta पर इतने दोस्त है एक काम कर हमारी भैंस�� ही बिकवा दे।।।" #gawar
��

Rani Shri - Arrange Merriage का option है इसलिए जिंदा हूं... वरना कब का नस काट के जहर खा लिया होता��
#ghor_akeli

सिंगल
अखण्ड सिंगल
फिर आते Rani Shri जैसे, विदेश Friend Request भेजने वाले।
�� #ghor_akeli

Rani Shri to her Crush :- एक Government Job फेक के मारूंगी तो.... सारा "I have a gf" निकल जायेगा।।��
#ghor_akeli

Rani shri - मैं तो रात को ही online आती हूं और तुम phone switch off कर के क्यों भाग जाते हो ?
Rani Shri's Crush - क्यों कि मुझे पता है कि चुड़ैल रात निकलती है ।।�� #ghanghor_beijjati

माना की खामोशी एक खजाना है, लेकिन रानी श्री जैसे लोग, इसको संभाल कर नहीं रख सकते, जैसे मिलते हैं बकबक शुरू��

एक बात तो है रानी श्री दिल की बहुत साफ है, बाकी दिमाग तो भगवान ने शैतान की टक्कर का बनाकर भेजा है��

रानी श्री को पता होता है कि वह गलत है,पर बहस करने कि आदत को किसी भी वक्त नहीं छोड़ सकती��

जो लोग हंसते हैं ना, जरूरी नहीं कि वह अंदर से दुखी हो,रानी श्री जैसे कुछ लोगों का दिमाग का स्क्रू भी ढीला हो सकता है ��

Kabhi kabhi jab mere ko Rani shri ka dimag khrab karna hota h to morning me whatsapp par 2-3 messages bhej kar delete kar deta hu, pure din puchte firti hai ��

Shaadi ke mausm me bhi rani shri shaadiyo me nahi ja payi
#top 50 wale karnaame kaha h��

If you want part 3 please let me know in comments @rani_shri
Please share with your friends, tag them and Respost

Read More

Rani Shri के कारनामे Part 2
(सच्ची घटनाए और सच्चे कारनामें लिखें है)

रानी श्री ने अपने घर का नाम बदलकर यूनिवर्सिटी रख दिया है,बेचारी को हर वक्त लेक्चर सुनने को मिलता है

Me - "आप घर में सबसे ज्यादा किसके करीब हो"
Rani shri - "बेज्जती के"

Rani shri - "पापा आप मेरे को लेके इतना क्यों डरते हैं आपको मेरे जैसा कोई दुनिया में नहीं मिलेगा"
Papa - "सही बात है बेटा भगवान से गलती सिर्फ एक ही बार होती"

Relative - "बेटा आपसे बात करके अच्छा लगा"
Rani shri - " कुछ देर और बात कर लीजिए बुरा भी लगेगा"

Rani Shri के साथ कोई कैसे मनाएगा चॉकलेट डे?
Kyuki
Rani Shri तो बीड़ी जो पीती हैं
#ghor_akeli

Rani shri's Crush - "आपको घर वाले प्यार से क्या बुलाते हैं"
Rani shri - " मुझे घर वाले प्यार से नहीं बुलाते "
#ghor_akeli

Rani shri। - तुम्हे पता है, सुंदर होना भी एक परेशानी है.
Rani shri's Crush - अच्छा, तब तो तू हमेशा टेंशन फ्री रहती होगी!
#ghanghor_beijjati

Rani shri's Crush - क्या बात है अच्छी लग रही हो.
Rani shri - बस गला खाली सा लग रहा है, मंगलसूत्र पहना दो।
#ghor_akeli

Rani Shri को दुख इस बात का नहीं है कि Rani shri के Crush ने rose नहीं लिया, दुख तो इस बात का है कि अब दुकान वाला वापस नहीं ले रहा
#ghor_akeli

Teacher - आज की ऑनलाइन क्लास खत्म कुछ डाउट हो तो पूछो?
Rani Shri - बीच में जो hot boy चाय देने आया था, वो आपका बेटा था क्या?
#ghor_akeli

Rani Shri ने crush को Tatiya Bichu वाली टेडी भेज दिया, पता नहीं क्यों उसकी मम्मी कब से घर आके लड़ रही है।।
#ghor_akeli

Other parents - "हमारा बच्चा ऐसा कर ही नहीं सकता."
RanI Shri's Parents - "इसी ने किया होगा, बस यही कर सकती है, हम तो खुद परेशानी से इससे"

Valentine's day,hug day,teddy day.....ये सब तो बच्चे मनाते है Rani Shri के dost और घरवाले तो Rani Shri के साथ नाग पंचमी मनाते है!
#ghanghor_beijjati

Rani shri के पापा उस पंडित को ढूंढ रहे हैं जिसने बचपन में रानी श्री को हाथ में लेकर कहा था की आप के घर बहुत ही सुशील शांत स्वभाव की कन्या हुई है।

Rani shri कल किचन से बाहर आके पापा को बोली -
"पापा ये घटिया आटा कहां से लाए थे"
Papa -"क्यों क्या हुआ"
Rani shri - "सारे के सारे आटे की रोटियां जल गई"

on call
Me -"क्या कर रही हो"
Rani shri - "ऊंचाइयां छूने के काम"
Me - " अच्छा तो कौनसे पेपर की तैयारी कर रहे हो?"
Rani shri - "सुबह पंखे साफ कर रही हूं और शाम को जाले"

Log ghar ke bahar likhate h be aware of dogs, Rani shri ke papa ne likhaya h dog is not an issue, be aware of our daughter

Please read captions also
©pankaj_rathore

74 113 27
lovenotes_from_carolyn 12w

This is an initiative set forth by, and dedicated to @say_me_krish and @soulfulstirrings, two awesome souls and talented writers. ♥️

▪HOW TO HELP NEWBIES:
-First and foremost, you can go to the discover tab, which is located at the bottom of the screen, to the right of the house icon. Many new members can be found there.
-Secondly, new members can easily be found by checking recent followers on the Mirakee, Writers Network, and Mirakee Assistant accounts. Locate them there, and visit their posts.
-You can also check for new members in the challenges by going to the specific challenge hashtags (which vary each day), as well as the #mirakee and #writersnetwork hashtags.
-Head over to #ceesreposts to check out the works of a variety of talented Mirakeeans.
-Check out @readers_novella to discover all kinds of awesome writers.
-Additionally, you might inform them of the daily challenges on Mirakee and Writersbay, because participating in challenges is a great way to get discovered. More challenge accounts listed below.

▪HOW NEWBIES CAN HELP THEMSELVES:
-This is a point I really can't stress enough: interact as much as possible with fellow Mirakeeans by reading, commenting on, and/or reposting their work. It's vital to put yourself out there and mingle. It ain't called "social media" for nuthin' after all, na?! ��
-Be sure to actually read the post before offering your genuine feedback, that's very important too.
-Participate in the daily challenges on @mirakee and @writersbay, and the occasional challenges on _luvnotz_outpost, skydesert, azureabyss, and cyan_rose
-Write unique, original, creative content; and be sure never to put your name/copyright on any work that was penned by someone other than yourself.
-Please familiarize yourself with the community guidelines and the Terms of Use to make sure that your posts adhere to the rules of this forum.
-Be excited about your writing, and be proud of it too.
-Read, read, read, and write, write, write. Be present, be supportive, be interactive. These are the main points, above all else.
-Members who would like to tag me to their work can put #ceesreposts in their caption area (instead of tagging my account).

*If anyone has a helpful suggestion for either category, please do let me know in the comment section. Heartfelt thanks for your awesome support!

Mirakee is home!! ��♥️

#mirakee #writersnetwork #ceesreposts #membersupport #newbies

Read More

This initiative to support new and lesser known Mirakeeans is put forth by myself, upon the request of Krish of @say_me_krish, and @soulfulstirrings; both of whom had approached me some weeks ago to enlist my help with this worthy endeavor. I therefore dedicate this initiative solely to the two of them. May they forever be rewarded for their goodness and kind efforts. ♥️♥️♥️

And Krish, we miss you!! Study hard and rock on! Woot!! ✊

*Current Members: Please proceed to the caption to discover the many ways in which you can help/support new members.

*New Members: Please proceed to the caption to learn about various ways to be discovered and develop a following, here in the wonderful world of Mirakee. And welcome aboard!!

Blessings to all,
Admin Carolyn

252 92 108
aayushjsr_ 10w

#2

Read More

Ignore #2

Don't sacrifice yourself too much,
Because if you sacrifice too much there's nothing
else you can give and nobody will care for you....

12 0 2
colourfulgreys 17w

PERIODS

My period started during school hours. I was in sixth standard and when I came home, I saw my panty bloodied. I was petrified and called mom. She came running and along came dad.

They understood the situation and did their best to calm the horrified me. Once I had washed and cleaned, I was introduced to the world of sanitary napkins and careful advices of not spotting car seats, school chairs, neighbour's sofa, my bed during those long 5 days.

Though the topic was luckily not taboo in my home, in fact, my dad has always bought me my pads and still does. He was very informative with regards to the exact biological process happening in my body which I partially understood and widely resented.

It meant not jumping like a monkey, which I was and continue to be. Being super conscious of not spotting my dresses and places I sit on. I still always look back at the chair I get up from to check if I have left evidence of my reproductivity.

All women more often than not bleed and still it seems like nobody talks about periods and as if men do not even know periods exist.

It’s been a tough journey to accept that periods will continue to happen to me till middle age and I will have to be prepared for them wherever I go and remember dates and cover up if I mess.

It’s a bodily function which is responsible for the existence of US ALL! Yet look at the taboo associatied with it. We hide pads as if they are atomic bombs or something.

Let’s begin being period proud by stopping to shame girls who spot places and lending a pad when a sister needs it, looking after the period poverty (lack of menstrual products due to their high prices) of our housemaids and their daughters.

I still try to not feel ashamed and it's tough, given the years of conditioning to feel shame and guilt around periods.

Know about period related diseases like PCOD, UTI and be very helpful and empathetic to those suffering from them. Don't shame them on being full of acne and being fat which are the most common symptons of these diseases. Go Help Other Women and Little Girls Out There, They NEED YOU!

I am working on myself to love my periods as much as I love my body when it’s not bleeding. It’s Only Blood After all!

© Harfkaar 24-12-2020 Merry Christmas!!! #yesallwomen #selfmusingsofj

Read More

.

257 147 103
pheonixian 13w

#sarcasm #meme #love #life #humor #truelove #filmymeme #poetry #dreams #females #girls #crush #friends

Read More

��

My future wife is probably
Telling her boyfriend that they
Will be together forever.
How cute.

38 19 3
asdfghjklen 14w

I couldn’t retrieve my old account so I’m posting it, again.

#overcomer
#brave
#english

Read More

𝚂𝙾𝙵𝚃 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃, 𝙱𝚁𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝙻

(S)he may have a Heart that is easy to break, but believe me, (s)he has a very brave soul to overcome the pain.

©asdfghjklen

12 3 4
ankita_ank 14w

When a handsome boy is looking at you but suddenly you realize your boyfriend is standing beside you.
©ankita_ank

16 5 2
they_call_me_umran 14w

If you are laughing at my feelings !
It's okay,
May God never give
You such a time...

©they_call_me_umran

90 36 12