I find words and then the emotions:)
Deepika: Repeat after me
Depression is a serious issue.Depression is not a disease.✓ Acha. Done? More to come?(NCB wants to have a coffee with Karan gang)
Dead men tell no tales
NCB questions half of Bollywood: "Why did you procure drugs?""Look at all the WhatsApp chats"✓ Because SSR was a drug addict andwe all procured drugs to supply his demand(Sushant from his grave: WTF!!!)
The most corrupt politician of India
M. Karunanidhi, TN - Iam the Father of corruption.YSR, Andhra Pradesh - I am the Mother of corruption.Sonia Maino - I am the Founder of corruption.BS Yeddivurappa - I am the Encyclopedia.✓ Sharad pawar - Hold my beer, please.
Thatswhy I never look upto actors
Sportsmen such as Roger, Sachin, Messi, Rafatoil day in and out to reach the pinnacle,without compromising the spirit --No drugs whatsoever.✓ Here we have actors smashing patriarchyby consuming drugs.(Some smashing, indeed)
Everyone has left the stadium.Match is over.What are you still doing out there?✓ TAKING IT DEEP into the last over.
My Pune middle-class Aunty,
What's your problem if I bring a girl into MY flat? I don't sneak throughyour bedroom/ bathroom hole.✓ Its because of people like you Indian culture is in ruins. Look at your friend!I have never seen him bring any girlinto flat all these years. (My friend is gay, aunty)
You are an adult, no more a boy
when your mom stops snooping through your bag.✓ You are still a boy, not an adult yetwhen your dad enters your room without knocking.
Now I believe 2020 is a crazy year
I didn't believe 2020 was the craziest year When MSD pulled the plug.When SSR's life was snatched away.When my Muslim friend rooted for Modi.When Djokovic got defaulted.When Rafa bit the dust on clay.✓ But when RCB wins its opening match,no way 2020 is normal.
Same old story - RCB
A Kohli/AB fifty.An average score btw 150-165 runs.Poor opening bowling.Chahal contains the middle.Abysmal death bowling.✓ Lose by 12-14 runs.If batting second, AB/VK carries the show.Sometimes they win, most times they lose.
The team you love the most - CSKThe team you hate the most - MIThe team you ignore the most - DD✓ The team you pity the most - RCB