So, I am born a woman And I have been provided with the guidelines I have to follow on this earth Consent or forcefull I have no right on that, since birth!
The First One, Being a woman I will have to be quiet in discussions Or if I do not, I might be beaten up to the concussion And so here starts my suppression But being a woman I have no right over excussion.
There is another guideline according to which Sex is too sacred for me, And I am only born to please others I am not even allowed to touch myself, like men do If I do, I will be considered characterless And might end beaten up by my husband or my brothers.
Being a woman, I can only surrender to the stranger that my family choose for me as my husband But not to the one I choose myself And if I do have sex with my lover, I will end up dwelling in hell.
While in early times, A king used to have a hundered queens But a queen never had more than one The same thing continues still Where a man can date several women But if a woman does the same She is shot with a gun.
There is one more guideline which says, I will always be underpaid as considered to same level men May it be movie industry or some corporate job If I get paid more, I will to have to be in bed with different males Just for their fun.
But the world is changing now And so does my reputation I am now, what I want to be And not what is told by men. If I look at my sisters around Few of them have found their freedom Away from these Mumbo-Jumbo guidelines Enjoying their life with fun.
So to the world, Which made such Mumbo-Jumbo rules for women It's high time you change your thinking Get aside, here I come! Get aside, here we come!
This morning I heard "Real Sex Tips' Slam Poem By Desireé Dallagiacomo & Kaycee Filson Sums and I could not get over it. Dear @lauging_soul so this is my submission for your challenge, and I know it was supposed to be funny but I could come up with this only. You should surely hear the wonderful slam poem at https://youtu.be/CmR_HdXDtw8.