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  • raman_writes 5w


    किसी मिट्टी के बर्तन अच्छे बनते है किसी से इंसान ।

    मैं वहाँ रहता हूं जहाँ लोगो को मिट्टी की परवाह नहीं ।।


  • _writer_at_heart_ 29w


    Listen to the tin-tin,
    Sound of the kitchen utensil,
    What they say to us,
    Let's ponder today about them.

    They might say,
    "Handle me carefully,
    Pick me and keep me gently,
    For if you use me with care,
    I will make less noise,
    It's obvious to shout and scream,
    If you hit me dilebaretly without care"
    The kitchen utensil would say so,
    Reminding us to stay humble in proper discipline,
    being careful, gentle and soft from the heart's core.

    "Turn off the running tap,
    That keeps on flowing water carelessly.
    While you wash my dirt away,
    Use the water wisely.
    For if you'll save water,
    You'll save life on Earth.
    I am a non-living thing so i know the value of what a lively blessing it is, to be a living thing ; i.e., to be alive."

    "Life is rare and special,
    Water nourishes the life here,
    Use it but save it too,
    Take this as your responsibility,
    Before it's too late to get awaken."
    If utensil would talk, they would surely say this.

    Last but not the least,
    Utensil convey the importance of living in unity.
    The utensil would say
    " look how unity is strength,
    And the productive result unity brings by serving foods. "

    No matter bigger or smaller,
    Each and every utensil has its own importance and usage,
    Moral is simple to understand,
    "None could be little (less important) or smaller nor bigger.
    Do not ignore or underestimate anyone based on their appearance, lack of qualifications or any other things in consideration,
    Because everyone is unique in their own way so value all.
    Just like each smaller to bigger utensil are important and crucial."

    The journey of food through utensil,
    The burner's flame they bear to serve us,
    The gentle pickup and the pickup done in haste making noise,
    If utensil would talk, they would talk about such things.

    By making sound,
    May be these are the things that they really convey.

  • udit94 70w

    (Just a regular day)
    Part 7

    Aren't you getting what I am talking about?
    These are the four pillars of working when mom is sleeping and you have to do something.
    With elegance you tip toe across the room,
    Sophisticatedly you close the door,
    With calmness you walk upstairs and downstairs
    Noiselessly you sneeze or cough.

    But these 4 pillars crumble down to pieces when the tables turn.

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    Whenever you're sleeping, mom is like South Indian movie actor.
    She would bang open the door which would strike the back wall at least 2 or 3 times after opening.
    She becomes a professional drummer of a famous rock band while beating the clothes even when you have a washing machine.
    She acts like Kabir Singh who's going to save Preeti with the background music played by herself :
    �������� ������ ������
    �������� ������ ������
    (Explosions in the background ��)
    It's just so close to a rock concert when she throws all the utensils during dish washing if she just do head banging as well damn it would be perfect.
    I can even listen to the music of banging of dishes in my dreams while I'm asleep.
    Being frustrated I woke up, went up to her and asked,
    "�������� ���� 12 ������ ������ �������� ������ ������ ���� ������������ ������ ���������� ������ ����!!???!"
    Just one look from her with her eyes opening as wide as possible �� and extending her lower jaw in rage like all Indian mothers do (I don't know how do they do it) and a spooky dreadful silence followed.

    ||���������������������� :
    We all get our chance to take out our frustrations and anger on someone or something but she is the one who rarely gets an opportunity to do that.
    Utensils are the only thing on which she gets a chance and I was not letting her do that.||

    So, to cover up I said,
    Calm down..
    I get it mom"

    Now you know mom has gone rogue what could I possibly do to change the mood.
    Being a music lover, I tune in to my imaginary electric guitar �� by acting in front of mom as if I'm plugging it in into the switch behind the door, waiting for the right moment and I said,
    "Cue music" and mom throws ������������ and then I joined her by playing the intro of Bekhayali. ����
    It just synchronizes with the clanking and banging of utensils.. ��������
    ((Remember all this is happening at midnight))..
    Meanwhile ���������������� clanks with the plate..
    My turn : �������� ������ ������ �������� ������ ������..��
    (Ahh! It's all in my head I wish I could show you the jugalbandi.. Damn it's so perfect..
    I would ask Coldplay to sign us for a concert...
    *Suddenly Modiji enters*
    "���������������������� ������������ ������������ ������ �������������� ���� ������������"
    Okkk ����‍♂️����‍♂️
    Let's change Coldplay to Shankar Ehsaan Loy..
    Sorry Modiji..)

    Coming back,
    I did head banging for her and kept playing my invisible guitar with full feeling.
    Meanwhile she is looking at me weirdly thinking,
    "���� ���� ���������� ���������������� ���� ���������� ���������� ���� (fretting hand)
    ���������� ���� ������ ������ ���������� �������� ������(strumming hand)"
    Well, she can't see my imaginary guitar na...

    She gives me her disgusting look as soon as I stop while she had stopped way before me and said,
    "Kya tha ye!!!"
    And me being Kajol of Kuchh Kuchh hota hai took water from the tap made fake tears and said,
    "Kuchh kuchh hota hai Rahul,
    Tum nhi smjhoge"


    These stunts are performed by experts only
    Please do not try this at home.
    I'm still running for my life so a small advice for the readers : Do not disturb your mom while dish washing.
    I repeat‼️
    Do not even think about it❗
    Otherwise, head banging will become real in your life.
    With just one difference - your head will be banging against the utensils at home.

    P.S. - Kabhi Kabhi khaane me namak barabar hi sahi par tareef kar diya karo..
    Apne liye hi sahi..
    Dekhna, Agle 3-4 din tak bina jali roti milegi..��
    Baad me mujhe thanks bolna.

    You all need to understand all moms become cranky at this age ��

    *Flying plate beheaded me*

    "������������ �������� �������� ��������"

    *Mic drop* ����️


    #ucomic #dishwashing #utensils #justaregularday

    @abhi_mishra_ @seyfert @parthavi_ @beautywithinyou @shrutisimplybeingme

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  • outofleague 97w

    Granted Needs

    People nowadays don't clean utensils,
    they only empty the water tanks.