I got on snapchat last night
And told everyone who read my story
That they were my boyfriend now.
There's so many creeps in my DMs
I might as well!
There's so many people who don't value themselves unless theyre in a relationship
That I might as well!
I'm still going to remain as insufferable
And hard headed as ever.
I don't do sex.
Save me the trouble of finding a real love.