Unwelcome Visitors(Story Poem)
I'm chilling on my couch when there's a knock at my door.
Who comes to visit?
Well, this is a how-do-you-do?
I haven't seen you in year or two?
How long do you intend to stay this time?
Fuck up my house, excuse the mess.
He's a real jerk, I'll confess.
He met me in 2014, and still he is just as mean.
And just when I thought I could get rid of him, guess who shows up on a whim?
I tell you, she is always sleeping. Can't do much because when she's around, you can't make too much noise, very picky eater, and every move you make, she flips a bitch.
I get mad and tell them both
Pack your shit. It's time to go.
But when I go to shove them out the door...
Aunt Flo marches in and throws her shit on the floor.
Oh no. This is one crazy bitch.
She can't have any fun, because she can't scratch her itch. So mad, she punches me in my clit.
I can't sleep before she hurts my stomach with her knee. Can't complain for the next 15 to 25 years.
Oh well. There's always next month.