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The first time I made a tinder account was almost two years back, not to find a date but to know how the over-hyped tinder worked. I got bored and deleted the account within a day. Perhaps I didn't know how to use it, so I thought.
Ironically, the second time I installed Tinder was because I was getting bored. Thought talking to guys might help! The fate was clear. Those cute guys who seemed way way out of my league? They had nothing that would vaguely interest me. So I went back to being a busy girl without any scope of getting bored.
The third and the recent - I wanted a date. After discussing my never ending singlehood with it's advantages and disadvantages with my best friend, I came around to installing Tinder, again.
This time, I was serious. I began swiping with the sole initiative of 'finding my first date'. Checked the photos, went through the profile thoroughly and then swiped right.
I found guys with the following characteristics: 1) Everyone is a Traveller out there with a DSLR camera. 2) Everyone is hydrophilic (photo on a beach or swimming pool flaunting the abs is a must). 3) Everyone is a gym freak with gym mirror selfies. 4) Fake candids, everywhere. 5) Guys who take pride in their rudeness. 6) Guys with elaborate quotes on their profile, copy pasted from Google. 7) Last but not the least, the cutest guys on Earth with nothing written on their profiles. That irresistible smile...oh totally killing it.
And then there was this guy whom I ended up superliking in the process of snatching phone from my friend's hand. There he goes with I'm all flattered, someone superliked me, compared me with Rani Padmini because apparently I was hiding myself.
I told him, Rani Padmini did not hide herself; her husband hid her. He skipped the topic, a red flag (I hate guys who skip topics when they find out they're wrong).
Then he goes on to ask me about the course I'm studying.
Assuming he would notice, I replied; "Computer Sc. Engineering".
He asks;"Which college?"
A facepalm moment for me. Dude, were your eyes closed when you swiped me right? Or are you sleeping right now? Atleast have a look at the profile before texting someone.
I had mentioned it clearly in a language that you understand that I am a 'medical student'!
The next person I talked to was a guy (the one I told you earlier about, one of those irresistible ones, yes!), who thought it was absolutely cool to text someone 'wassup' as the first word of a conversation!
What do you want me to say? Sky? Roof? Isn't that lame? Or do you want me to tell you how I'm tired after a week full of practicals and vivas? Or do you want to listen to my fucked up story how I ended up talking to you?
After talking to few more guys, I made a note to myself: " You are very bad at small talks and guys here don't even know how to do that without turning you off. You have an expectation so high, lower it if you want to have a Tinder date which I'm sure you won't. Your 21 year long singlehood isn't coming to an end anytime soon. Goodbye Tinder. I'm fine without you."
P.S- This is my personal opinion and experience. I do not mean to offend anyone or anything. Everyone exaggerates a thing or two, that's the thing about writers, no?
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