Hall of Lame
Hall of Lame. Welcome to the show!
In my show, there's only telling,
Because there's no telling,
What's dwelling backstage.
I'm a showstopper, avid shopper.
I leave the tags on, my return game is strong.
I'm a lovely person, personable, perfectly stable.
The last time I ate at a table, was ten years ago,
But go slow,
With the judging,
You don't know my fudging,
But I can deal.
Take my advice to heal.
Have my advice, no take it!
It's part of my process to fake it,
Till I make it.
Because I read The Secret,
So logic, stake it.
I'm lame in many ways,
The jokes rhyme themselves.
I've only revealed what's tame,
Only a crazy person delves,
Into my brand of joke that has no leg to stand on,
But the wooden pegleg is tapping strong,
Into grotty potential.