It's 2 years without your regular birthday goat meat
I'll keep counting all the portions you owe me
Just so you know, you're indebted to me as always
Saturdays have not been the same at home without your sumptuous breakfast ritual
Your ogbono soup also went on vacay with you.. we still don't like it
I don't know about others, but I miss our toe cracking sessions. My toes are now stiff
I've also started speaking igbo more fluently. It still sounds "phonerized" but I still speak it anyway
Your small mummy is now a very hot atarodo. She can disturb for Africa and is very much in the business of enjoying her life. She's still a tax collector and at this point, Moneyca should be her official name.
Regi is still planning to sell all of us. He's tired of our women drama. The other day, he was laughing about how he has inherited your wife troubles. She calls him every time he's out of sight. But their love is blossoming.... couple goals
Tmoney is still a baller, she's been my urgent 2k supplier. We don't argue much anymore, we are now mature babes
Before you ask, your baby girl is fine. The pressure has not been easy on her, but she's a tough one... she didn't break. You know she never backs down, she always makes a way in the storm.
Nothing serious on my part I've not gone for service.. i still dey find money as always .. but i will next year, I promise
I'm now more confident and outspoken, no more dimming lights here.
I'm still an ajala like you, but my account balance is not corresponding with my legs. I miss taxing you.
The other day when I was going through your library, I saw your expense record books. Truly, I've eaten your money in this life and sadly, I'll be unable to return the favour.
But it's well. I know you're somewhere better that money can't afford.
I'll keep taking charge , but please endevour to pay my salaries. I need money to function properly. T for tenks... that's one of the new slangs here. That will be all for now...
Keep singing with the angels...
Remember, I'll always hold you dear in my heart
I love you ❤