The greatest story ever told
In the middle of night, a long time ago
Three men, in the sky, saw a strange UFO
Its lights, which were sparkling, soon caught their eye
As it whizzed and it whooshed through the darkening sky
Then from the strange object, appeared a queer face
Something unseen before from far outer space
It beckoned to them, put thoughts in their heads
As they lay there quite still in their external beds
One said to another "Let's see where it goes"
So from their cold beds, they quietly arose
They followed the light of the ship up above
For days and for nights, like a labour of love
At last, the spacecraft came to a stop
Voices they heard, so they had to eavesdrop
A woman was screaming "I just want it out"
A male voice replied "There's no need to shout!"
They crept a bit closer, as far as was able
Until they were outside a small wooden stable
The voices continued, the man's more of a whine
"Whatever you've done, that baby's not mine!"
"I've told you before," came the weeping reply
"I was abducted and taken up into the sky
Some aliens examined me with their long green fingers
The result of it is that this baby now lingers"
Then silence ensued, just a few more words sworn
By the mother before her new baby was born
Now please don't hit me with charges of libel
It's just my interpretation of one part of the Bible