entanglednerves

Just another inebriated ascetic

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  • entanglednerves 10w

    21.

    "Hey, I have been wanting to ask you - aren't you konserned about our Bhaisiya?"
    My Joru tossed this question, as we were watching the movie Indra on TV
    "Why do you say that? My Bhaisiya is my sweetheart!" I intensely replied
    "Don't you think Bhaisiya needs a Life partner? She is a successful animal actor now!"
    My Joru looked at me in the eye seeking a convincing explanation
    "Life partner? Please spare Bhaisiya from the dramatics", I increased the TV volume.

    - Paanwale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 10w

    20.

    I downed a phew bottles of toddy last night aind slept phar ten hours straight
    My Joru aind my Bhaisiya were in panic this morning as I wouldn't wake up
    It waj a bootiful hangover aind I had a dream that waj philled with manifestation
    I imagined myself as an owner of the world's largest chain of Paan shops
    My Joru on the other hand running the largest chain of Saatvik food chain
    Aind my Bhaisiya busy signing contracts phar modeling on Animal Planet
    "Wake up, it ij afternoon!" I could hear my Joru's voice aind my Bhaisiya's moo
    I, then, woke up to a bootiful Sunday afternoon with an idea of making Toddy Paan!

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 10w

    19.

    My Joru woke me up and said she wants to go on a ride
    I got super eksaited thinking she meant something else
    She tapped my head aind said, "You phool, I meant Bhaisiya ride"
    "Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood", I said and quickly changed my clothes
    My Bhaisiya waj already waiting phar me and Joru, her pheet impatient
    Aind so we both mounted on Bhaisiya phar a lovely Thursday ride
    This ij Life phar us - the little things that seem phoolish to others
    Makes us super haipy aind blessed, this ij how we live Life to the phoolest.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 11w

    18.

    We desaided to take a break az it waj the seajan of Diwali
    My Bhaisiya wanted to stay home, eat chara and sleep most hours
    My Joru waj buzy making Diwali sweets and Biotin Laddus phar clients
    Aind I waj experimenting at shop with new variants of exotic paans
    Now that the phestival lamps are not burning aind crackers aren't cracking
    We will get back to normal mode aind our ujual haipening routine will phallow.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 13w

    17.

    This Tuesdey morning pheels cold aind lazy
    Yesterday was when all three of us went crazy
    A lot of "Phaak" words exchanged, the mood was low
    But todey, Me, my Bhaisiya, aind my Joru want to take it slow
    So we decide - No cuss words, only Phood porn phar todey
    Joru back in kitchen, Bhaisiya ready with milk, aind I stack the hay.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 13w

    16.

    Another week biginz but this time in the most bitter phashion
    My Joru wants to make Malai Peda along with Biotin Laddus
    I erupted, "Phaak your new idea, it ij unhealthy!" Joru was persistent,
    She threw back, "O phaak you! You think your Bhaang Paan ij healthy?"
    I just walked out of the Hauz straight to Paan Sop without my Lunchbox
    My Bhaisiya kept wondering, "What the phaak ij wrong?" as she ate her chaara.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 13w

    15.

    It ij another Sundey aind I pheel I am both lucky aind strong
    Last night I won a Full Hauz in Hauzy game in an event in our village
    Also my Joru aind I are phasting aind praying todey phar each other
    It ij called Karwa Chauth Dey where my Joru wud do rituals phar my long life
    My Bhaisiya ij indifferent aind happy as she ij single aind can eat phast food
    We play some Karan Johar movie songs in Hauz aind wait phar the moon to shine.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 13w

    14.

    It ij Saturdey - the weekend Ray of Hope has finally hit me
    I realijed - if we cud make a hopeless Friday a phruitfool one
    Then we cud seize any moment aind make it as per our plans
    My Bhaisiya aind my Joru are looking at me now aind wondering
    "What is wrong with our man, why is Paanwala righting philosophy?"
    So I put my pen down, smile at them aind rise to open my Paan Sop.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 13w

    13

    It ij Fridey - not a fruitfool dey for Me, My Bhaisiya aind my Joru
    My loan applikation phar the new Paan Sop got rejected by Bank
    My Bhaisiya couldn't go phar dokumentary soot due to looj motion
    My Joru did not get ainy phresh Laddu orders phar the weekend
    So I decided to do something kool and ordered 3 Bihari Lunch online
    Aind I subskribed to Netphlix so we all can watch Naughty Patna together.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry

  • entanglednerves 13w

    12.

    It ij Thursdey aind I woke up late due to Haingover
    Last night I invented the Romanov Paan aind ate it mysailf
    My Bhaisiya aind my Joru were worried as I didn't waik up until 8
    So Bhaisiya went phar her NatGeo Dokumentary shoot in nearby town
    Aind my Joru decided to spend time reading new recipes phar sweetmeats
    I wil experiment with my new Bhaang Paan aind wil check after effects todey.

    - Paanwaale ka Poetry