If mirakee were a collection of shops, what product would you be selling? Drinks of melancholy? Spices of comedy? Sweets of wishful thinking? Chocolates and candies of nostalgia? Provision of daily musings? Fruits of erotica? Or Meat of creepy scary urban legend? I can imagine all these shops lined up and readers wandering from one shop to another in search of their interest. Some of them found what they've been looking for while others ended up shopping a little of everything from each shop. There are people bargaining saying, "Bhaiya grammer-wamer thik se lagao yaar. Dekhna isme to new vocabulary bhi nhi hai. Aur ye kya? Title to diya hi nhi isme!!!" While some grateful customers are praising the beauty of how the shopkeepers have maintained their shops over all these years.
Woah!!!! Look people are flocking around in the centre of the market, running and joined a bunch of people who are staring at something extraordinary. They look startled and you can see the shine in their eyes. Let's take a look what they're staring at. The banner says - AN EXHIBITION OF CONCRETE POETRY. The most fascinating and eye-catching shop. There are artists with so many wonderful creative ideas presented so gracefully that you won't stop praising the level of creativity. Each is a masterpiece with many distinct formations. A breathtaking amalgamation of art and literature.
There are so many shops where people with melancholic taste would go and buy a satisfactory amount of grief. While sitting there, they would vent out all their pain. A girl is singing a heart wrenching song on the stage and a young guy with an unmatchable aura is playing piano. Those who are listening to her are lost in their own tiny world of sadness. Those melancholic shops are bars and lounges.️ People visiting these bars are drunk and high enough in their memories that they can't get time to know what's happening around.
And then there is my shop. A GOL GAPPE ka THELA..... ❗ (I know, I know your reaction but please first let me explain ) Well, firstly because, for some unknown and unexplainable reason, most of my audience are girls. After serving the new post I imagine (emphasizing IMAGINE because that doesn't actually happen) them saying, "Bhaiya (that hurts btw), isme to bilkul bhi sarcasm nhi hai..!!!! Agle wale me thoda aur sarcasm daalna... Thode puns ke aaloo bhi daalna... Aur P.S. me ek meethi paapdi.." Secondly, nothing can replace Gol Gappe.
And then sometimes I feel like a 'NUKKAD NATAK ARTIST' saying by tagging so many people,
"Meharbaan kadardaan sahibaan.. Aam aadmi ho ya ho Salman Khan...
Market me aayela hai naya post... Sunao sabko chahe dushman ho ya dost..️
Sab apna kaam dhaam chhod do Apne dhyaan ko is taraf mod do..
Hasne ki hai % guarantee.. Tag everyone chahe uncle ho ya aunty..
Mere post hai comedy ki dukaan, Audience hai meri bacche, buddhe aur jawan.
Office ki ho tension ya girlfriend se hua breakup, Ek post me bhul jaoge saare gam and I'm sure you'll crack up.
Enjoy eating popcorn ya elaichi wali chai ☕, Ye post ho gya kaafi lamba so signing off for now, ba-byee.."