Should I write about the water that goes through everyone’s bridges? Or should I write about the source of all waters?
Sometimes I feel like a thespian A clever sheep in sheep skin Wolves will be endangered some day
Sometimes I feel like a plebeian Giggling at rhyming sobriquets Forged in convoluted conversations
But water.....hmmm, where does 70% of you come from ? I like talking in metaphors and idioms, so if you thought this was about actual water, stop reading and stroke a beard. If you don’t have one, go to the person who’s closest to you and maybe stroke his/hers. Hey it’s 21st century, women can grow them too. If anyone’s offended please join the line. File a grievance. I’ve been offending people since I was born.
Okay back to artistry now “Sonnets, rhymes, meter, syllables” Bidets are better than tissues Like free verse is better
Thoughts wander on dunce floor No you read it right We all are going to dunce by the end Of this tirade of transient thoughts
Water under our bridges We peep at it through hindsight only And then check ourselves in heartbreak hotel
So this water what can be done? Can we mix it with grogs and be Devdas Or we put it in a kettle and Let muscles get some steam (I did that, I suggest other boys to do it too)
No, you dirty brains, it means exercise Or use water as ink, it can create masterpieces I have seen and read them, albeit not in the past 2 months
Idjits worry about their ❤️ digits Or about loops at bottom right corners So all I wanted to say is “ Drink water, stay hydrated and don’t go after digits”
❤️ Digits have the same value as fidget spinners One day they’re cool and next day your poems will cringe at them So use water as fuel for your masterpieces
This was entirely based on an idiom. If you didn’t get that, the difference between idiom and you is just one letter.
After our brief meow a few weeks ago...we are penitently illuminating the nebulous sagacities that circumambient this rostrum of regurgitated rhymes and allegorical riff-raff....
Wait wait wait.....hold on to your dictionaries....this wasn’t meant to be Prost...this is just Toe show that we are back.
Welcome to the turd episode of Toe Cup Productions and here we are trying to focus while a British voice reads out the perks of being a Sapphflower . Today’s episode is titled “Will Bill Thrill “
Here in the VIP only access area of the jungle guarded by a polygonal fox , where Dr.Bill is prescribing BETA blockers for creatures of lost lands. For those who don’t know , they are medicines that will alleviate problems of the ❤️. It reduces the number of idjit digits that will fill the empty voids with artificial intelligence aiding them.
As Dr.Bill, the veteran veterinarian who studies creatures of the Mirassic period comes over to us...we dodged heaped piles of poseurs posing with poesies and finally met the Billanthropist himself.
“Good evening Sir, you don’t need any introduction but for our new viewers sake, can you please introduce yourself ? “
“Hello everyone, I’m Dr.Bill, a paleo veterinarian who dedicated past few weeks to observe the dinosaurs of the dictionary era. The Thesauruses.”
“Whoa something just flew over our heads and it smells like rain....” I said as our cameraman focused on a cliché set of lines.
“Well that’s the Petrisaurus... it smells like rain whenever it flies above you. Also supposedly it stays in hearts of heartbroken men and women. Let’s move on. We have so much to see but can’t do it all today. So we will focus on the 3 most cliché allegorical Thesauruses: The Petrisaur, The Dandelisaur and the most cliché of them all The Zephyrosaur”
“Are these the three most common Mirassic park Thesauruses? I heard Petworkosaurus is the one who heads these phantasmagorical beings. Is it true?”
“Well you know as much as I do, they supposedly are a huge fan of Japanese anime though.”
“What would you do Dr. Bill to improve Mirassic park ? “
Stroking his imaginary beard he sighs and says “Well I don’t think there’s much to do here, since very soon all the dinosaurs get fed up and leave”
“But Sir, what about the jewellery themed club memebership for exclusive access to Dinosaur battles and artificial intelligence guidance for boosting ❤️ digits”
“Hahah, an artificial intelligence can only be as intelligent as the one who created it. Well they should know the difference between Diary and Dairy before it shows up on the pamphlet wont they? “
“That was such a cool interview , Saur,(Sir). Just made a pun . Sorry. I think our viewers have had enough of you and me. How would you like to sign off this interview ?”
“Hahah I know not to knot myself up with these puns and whooo (a Zephyrosaur just flew by) ...so I will leave you all with the following advise
Write for the right reasons and for the right people Don’t go after digits It makes you look like an idjit No intelligence other than yours can teach you how to write. Practise and as I always say
“Where there’s a Bill, there’s a pay”
Before Dr.Bill could say ba dum tss we shut off our camera as Petworkosaurus charged at us and ate Dr.Bill and our cameraman.
So until next time. Sayonara sheeple.
PS: These are puns and jokes. They are different from homonyms and homophones.
PPS: If anyone got offended please go become a Sapphflower.